My Father Was Supposed to Be Here 30 Minutes Ago...
Me: *on computer* *Skype: Rob Shirley is online* *calls father*
Dad: Hello?
Me: Uhhh where are you?
Dad: I'll be there in a few minutes.
Me: Okay ummm are you in the house?
Dad: I'm getting ready to leave out now.
Me: Uh huh. Okay, because I'm on the computer and Skype told me that you're now online.
Dad: What's wrong with your phone?
Me: Ugh. I have you on speaker. *turns speaker off*
Dad: *silence*
Me: Did you hear what I said?!
Dad: No.
Me: I SAID, I'm on the computer and Skype said "Rob Shirley is online" and I was thinking how is he online and he's supposed to be on his way over here!
Dad: It says you're offline.
Me: I know that. I'm invisible, but I'm logged in.
Dad: Oh.
Me: Uh huh.
Dad: Well, I'm leaving out of the door now.
Me: Uh huh. Peace.
